Foster Colada

Foster Colada (previously known as Foster Alypso) grew up in a murderous clown cult that worshipped a god of cycles. They believed that the nature of reality is cyclical, with eras of creation and destruction, and that this world was reaching the era of destruction. Foster by nature is not murderous, so he didn't have a good time growing up there. Eventually he has joined his teammates in the game of Sburb and helped them win the session.

Appearance
6'10"

Early life
Foster grew in a murderous clown cult, which brought him much distress because of his repulsion to murder. For the entirety of his life he has had "voices in the head" that kept telling him to kill everyone. One day he snapped and murdered communal lusus Moloch. The cult thought Foster was the new messiah, so he ran away from them and started drinking heavily to quell the voices. Eventually he has joined the others in Sburb and helped them win the session, after which the voices took the control over him and made him murder everyone except Everet.

Trivia

 * "Don't Wanna Fall In Love" by KYLE
 * "Drunk" by The Living Tombstone
 * "Mysterious Force" from Phineas & Ferb
 * Foster is the hottest PC.
 * Foster is second most dangerous PC at the start of Cloverleaf.
 * Like many others, Foster is unfortunately the theater kid, specifically the set kid.
 * Foster's assigned Sguide deity is Lotus.

Quotes

 * "I'm telling you, dude. When I said I was 'killer' at beer pong, I fuckin' meant it."